the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

“You were weak and you would’ve never lasted.”

Me to anyone who unfollow after I reblog nsfw posts

(via i-o-u-sherlock)

Or me to anyone who unfollows after I reblog SJ posts

That too.

(via renamok)

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

iamokaybymyself:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

this was literally an episode of that’s so raven.

kinklock:

"the supposed romance between John and Sholto"

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princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

heckacute:

I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here. It had to travel a treacherous voyage around the cape. Many men died bringing me this wonderful work of art. 

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent